Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.

Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.

His mark was so bad, his teacher c

When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. “Why did you fail your math test?” he asked.

Little Johnny shrugged and said: “My teacher isn’t very good.”

Johnny’s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. “Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”

“So?” his father replied.

“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,” explained the child.,

“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”

alled home to have a word with his dad.

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