A man visited a female doctor and felt embarrassed about it.
“What’s the problem?” the doctor asked.
“I’m afraid to show you because you’ll laugh,” the man replied hesitantly.
The doctor reassured him, “I’ve been a doctor for twenty-three years and I’ve never laughed at a patient. I promise, whatever it is, I won’t laugh.”
The man reluctantly agreed and lowered his trousers. When he removed his underwear, the doctor saw that his penis was extremely small—about the size and width of a pencil, with a length similar to the eraser at the end. Despite her best efforts, she let out a small chuckle, which she quickly covered with a cough.
“Okay, now what’s the problem?” she asked.
“It’s swollen,” the man responded.
The doctor left the room.
